Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Thank you, Bep

We are happy to announce that Irene's Mustache was one of the lucky beneficiaries of the recently-passed "Don't Call It a Bail-Out" Bill. This has eased our tenuous cash situation immensely and enabled us to add to our staff a crackerjack team of field reporters. This is correspondent Bethany Richards' first. We hope to hear a lot more from her! You "go," girl.

Did Carrie Underwood call Jessica Simpson fat?

OK! Magazine has a headline story online that reads “Carrie calls Jessica Fat!” and features a flattering photo of super thin Underwood. The accompanying story doesn’t have a lot of evidence that it’s true, though, and is just based on an insider quote. It has something moderately snarky that sounds like what we’d hear out of Carrie’s mouth. It’s not just “she’s fat,” but she’s “fatter”:

While Tony, 28, may be pleased with Jessica and her declarations of love, his ex, Carrie, has quite a different point of view.

“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,” a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer tells OK!. “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

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  1. Richards: stay out of stuff you don't know anything about. You both misquote Carrie and then take the misquote out of context. What she said was "Jessica looks relatively more fat." I hate you're reporting. Next time how about you gets your fats straight?
    --angry follower of Irene's Mustache

  2. Hey dumb Richars: what you know about fat would fit in my little finger!
    --Standing Up for Jessica

  3. you are a hypocrite. are you related to the singer little richard by any chance? he got fat too but you somehow don't mention that fact in your story. Call a spade and spade and a fat a fat.