"[I]n case there are still nagging doubts [about the future of GM and Chrysler], let me say it as plainly as I can – if you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired, just like always. Your warranty will be safe. In fact, it will be safer than it’s ever been. Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warranty."
--B.H. Obama
Not to brag, but following a rigorous regulatory compliance audit, Irene's Mustache has been designated an authorized U.S. Government Auto Service Center. Our prices are not the lowest, but we back all work with the promissory note of the US Nationial Transportation Safety Administration. To schedule your work, please contact us at the address below (30% advance deposit required)
National Safety Repairs
c/o I. Papas, Secretary
General Delivery
Molalla, OR 97038
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