Wednesday, April 1, 2009

call for resumes

Days after GM's CEO Rick Wagoner was forced out by the Obama administration, U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner boasted:

"We have changed management aboard. And where we've done that, we've done it because we thought that was necessary to make sure these institutions emerge stronger in the future."

When asked if he would leave open the option to can, say, some bank president, our dear leader replied, of course: "Of course."

Under the recently passed National Service law, Irene's Mustache has been conscripted to collect and collate resumes for future presidents of things. If your talents have so far gone unrecognized, please send your curriculum vitae to:

c/o I. Papas, Secretary
General Delivery
Molalla, OR 97038

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